WSE presents "May Day Mayhem" [7 Year Itch]

[THE Mac Bry v2]

TMB opens up the ppv, seven years after the last WSE event. He announces the card, as the fans jeer and cheer. He then lets the world know how happy he is to have WSE back up and running again, and that this is only the beginning.



1. Anti-Christ Cage vs Nicky Mowse
WINNER: Nicky


2. The Steiner Sisterz Explode! - "Big Mama Pump" Rita Steiner vs "Doll-faced Gremlin" Sara Steiner
WINNER: BMP


3. Goo the Adventurer vs King Disgruntledorf for the Only Secondary Title That Matters
WINNER: Goo


4. Major Mario & Lieutenant Luigi, Team 2D vs Mickie D & Carl Jr., The Arbyz Boyz vs Reeve&Axl [mWo] vs UnderBaker & Klown, Bakery of Darkness - Fatal 4-way BLT [biscuits, lettuce & tomatoes, OH MY!! XD ] match for 4-play tag titles
WINNER: Arbyz


5. straitEDGE vs Daniel Bryan Danielson - 1 hour submission iron man match for shot at secondary title
WINNER: s.E.


6. Little Nunzio vs Yoshofanakajiri vs Kidd Kanada vs Billy Beachler, the UK Crusader vs Harvey Shaman, the Irish Unsettler vs Rey Mystereotypical vs Rocky Joe-kishi-Maga vs Sandra "The Swedish Princess" Boox vs Francis the African Islander vs Redd W. Bloo vs The Almighty French Frog vs Ozgood Karver, the Russian Robot vs NAZI

-- Baker's Dozen, Around the World Gauntlet Match for shot at THE Belt

WINNER: Nathaniel Adolph Zachariah Idenhaus


7. John Semen vs Brock Hendrix for the Applecore 24/7 title
WINNER: Brock


8. Cactus ManLove vs The Big Ho vs Triple S vs HollyRock - fatal 4way elimination for the newly created title; the Legacy Title
WINNER: SSS


9. Tifa, Snow and Martha Faulken [bWo] vs Axl, Bing and Kevin Slash [cWo]
WINNERS: bWo


10. THE Belt - Wright Angle vs Sucka T vs Drunk Ass Austin Stevens
WINNER: Sucka T



MAIN EVENT: Rain vs Zane -- Title Shot Briefcase Ladder Match

Rain and Zane are in the ring. Rain runs in and hits a flying clothesline. He then nips up and drags Zane to a corner before hitting a basement dropkick..... Rain then picks up Zane and hits the Rain Drop [vertebreaker]. He drops down and covers Zane for the 3, as the fans cheer "The Storm".

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! The ref just realized that Zane had his foot on the bottom rope! He waves off the win and lets Rain know the match is still on. Rain is pissed..... Zane stands, hits the Z-Faktor [Spinning Flatliner].... he goes for the cover, grabs the 3 and celebrates as the ref raises his hand to the air, the fans letting Zane know how much they despise him.

WINNER: Zane Morrison, winning a briefcase for a shot at a title of his choosing at any time in the next year