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Post by THE Mac Bry v2 on Dec 17, 2010 14:28:32 GMT -6
Oblivion 1 Card :
OMEGA Title Tournament 1st Round
Firebrand vs Captain Mako
OMEGA Blood Brothers Tournament 1st Round
Mordecai and Roland vs Firefly and Killer Moth
OMEGA No Limits Title Tournament 1st Round
Predator vs Daredevil
Main Event
OMEGA Title Tournament 1st Round
Nightmare vs Duke Nukem
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The Show
The song Ænema by Tool plays over the PA system as the strobe lights fly around the arena, illuminating the crowd as they fly over head. The music starts to die down as the ring announcer enters the ring. He raises the mic to his mouth before saying.
“Welcome to OMEGA!”
The crowd cheer as “Feuer frei!” by Rammstein blares over the PA. “Introducing first FIRRRRRREEEEBRAAAAAAAANNNNNND!” Firebrand walks out from behind the curtains slapping hands with some of the fans by the entranceway.
“Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever episode of OMEGA Oblivion. I am your commentator and this man Firebrand has a reputation of being a very proficient user of the brainbuster so that is something to look out for. As he enters the ring I will just quickly give you a rundown of how OMEGA works. We are having an OMEGA, Blood Brothers and No Limits title tournament over the course of this evening and this match here is taking place within the OMEGA title rankings. Each title will have individual rankings to decide who is the number One contender and next in line for a title shot.”
As Firebrand poses on the turnbuckle “To the Edge” by Lacuna Coil starts to play over the speakers. After a brief wait Captain Mako steps out from behind the curtains. He ignores the fans and makes his way straight to the ring.
“And his opponent CAAAAAAAAAPPPPTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKOOOOO!”
“I haven’t heard much about this guy so he’s a complete wild card for everyone in this tournament. I’ll just quickly run down how matches in OMEGA work. For one we have twenty counts instead of ten counts and all our matches have 30 minute time limits with title matches lasting an hour.”
As Mako gets in the ring the announcer leaves and the ref steps in. Firebrand and Mako shake hands before starting their match.
“The bell rings and we are underway here with the first ever OMEGA match. A show of respect at the beginning of the match there by both competitors and here we go. A quick headlock by Firebrand and Mako quickly rolls him off.”
Mako grabs the wrist of Firebrand and twists it.
“A wristlock there by Mako. The two competitors are just feeling each other out right now.”
Mako kicks Firebrand in the chest making a resounding CRACK echo around the arena.
“Did you here that!?”
Firebrand takes 3 more kicks before Mako lets go of his arm.
“And Firebrand drops out of the ring to take a breather and I really can’t blame him after taking those shots. Wait a minute LOOK OUT! Mako soaring out of the ring with a front flip plancha landing straight on top of Firebrand. Mako now grabbing Firebrand by the head and rolling him into the ring. Mako impressive early on completely taking Firebrand by surprise. Pin…One…Two.Kick out!”
Mako stomps on Firebrand a few time before picking him up and Irish whipping him into the corner.
“Mako now gaining speed. Huge dropkick in the corner, which snapped Firebrand’s next back. Firebrand now in a seated position in the corner and here comes Mako with a cannonball in the corner. Another pin by Mako, One…Two…Kick out by Firebrand. Mako picking Firebrand up for a suplex, Firebrand however drops out the back. OHMYGOD! Mako just got dropped right on his head by Firebrand’s huge German suplex!"
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"Firebrand now quickly following up locking in a cravate on the downed Mako. He’s dragging him up and starts spinning. The momentum, picking Mako up and he’s off the floor.”
As the spin seems to hit a steady pace Firebrand drops into a seated position dropping Mako onto the mat.
“Firebrand now picking up Mako and he chops him in the chest before Irish whipping Mako into the corner. Could be a mistake not going for the cover. Firebrand charging at Mako and he connects with a running forearm. Rolls Mako out of the corner and climbs up to the top rope does Firebrand.”
Firebrand leaps off the top rope with a diving head butt before covering Mako.
“One…Two…Kick out at 2.9 by Mako. Firebrand now signalling the end of Mako locks in the cravate again. Starts to spin and we all know what he’s going for here, he’s got good pace now.”
As Firebrand hits top speed however Mako spins out of his grip to hit a stunner.
“HOLY…THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! Firebrand has been laid out and Mako is down and out too. Wow.” Eventually Mako stirs and hooks one of Firebrands legs. “One…Two…Thre-NO. Firebrand somehow kicked out. Firebrand now on his knees and…”
CRACK!
“There are those vicious kicks to the chest by Mako. Mako now is picking Firebrand up onto his feet and OUCH two more of those nasty kicks to the chest. Mako looks to be setting up for a spinning back kick. Here it comes, WAIT Firebrand ducked! Firebrand hooking in the brainbuster. HE HIT IT. HOOKS BOTH LEGS! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! IT’S OVER FIREBRAND HAS WON IT!”
Firebrand rolls over and onto his back as the referee holds up his arm.
“Here is your winner FIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEBRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD!”
“With that victory Firebrand moves into the quarter-finals of our tournament to crown the First EVER OMEGA Champion. We now take you to the back for some words from another competitor who is taking part in the OMEGA title tournament.”
The camera fades out from Firebrand celebrating in the ring to Sinestro backstage.
“Greetings fans of OMEGA. I am here to tell you what my goal is. I will bring order to this federation, and I will do this by first winning the OMEGA Championship. Then you shall hail me as your hero. To my opponent who I will face next week I have these words of warning. I am bringing order to OMEGA and no one will stop me.”
The camera fades out on Sinestro glaring into the camera.
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“The following is the first match in the OMEGA Blood Brothers tournament.”
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant begins to play.
“Introducing first from Pandora by way of Earth, MOORRDDEERRCCAAII and RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAANNND!!”
“Well as we see Mordecai and Roland making their way to the ring I would like to tell you what I know about this team. They have an interesting dynamic in that Mordecai is very good at kicks while Roland delivers some of the sickest lariats ever witnessed.”
As Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked fades out In Ashes They Shall Reap starts.
“And their opponents from Gotham City, FFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEFFFFLLLYY and KILLLEEEEERRRRR MMMOOOOOTTHH!”
Firefly emerges first to general boos from the crowd. He flips the bird to them before approaching the ring. Killer Moth emerges second to more boos but he keeps a professional manner. As the ref signals the start of the match Mordecai and Roland put forward their hands for a handshake Killer Moth is about to accept when Firefly stops him. Mordecai and Roland shrug and turn towards their corner to get attacked by Killer Moth and Firefly.
Killer Moth throws Roland from the ring while Firefly starts to rain down blows onto Mordecai.
“The fans not appreciating that tactic. As Firefly continues to stomp on Mordecai. Killer Moth slams Roland’s head into the steel post. This is already violent and I have a feeling it’ll get worse.”
Firefly picks up Mordecai and hits him with a snap suplex.
“Firefly now hits the ropes and lands across Mordecai face with a fist drop. Meanwhile on the outside of the ring Killer Moth drops Roland throat first along the guardrail. Firefly now picking up Mordecai stiff forearm to the face, Mordecai returns the blow and now they are exchanging. On the outside of the ring Killer Moth looking to Irish whip Roland into the opposite guardrail but Roland countering and sends Killer Moth back first across it instead. The ref having a tough time controlling this fight.”
On the inside of the ring Mordecai ducks Firefly’s forearm and hits him with an enzuigiri.
“The crack off of that kick echoed around the whole arena. What’s Roland doing to Killer Moth on the outside? HOLY…HE JUST POWERBOMBED HIM INTO THE RING POST!!! He’s still got hold of him though. Turning opposite the ring apron he elevates Killer Moth up! HIS FACE JUST BOUNCED OFF THE APRON!! Roland just laid Killer Moth out. On the inside now Mordecai has Firefly in a seated position. He hits the ropes, drive-by soccer kick Firefly still in a seated position. Mordecai hits to opposite ropes low dropkick to Firefly’s face. Mordecai climbs through the ropes onto to apron. Signalling for a springboard now. Nicely executed springboard leg drop by Mordecai. Pin…One…Two.Kickout! Mordecai now tagging in too Roland. Mordecai now picking up Firefly. Looks like they are setting up for something Roland grabbing Firefly. Mordecai climbs up top in one fluid move. HUGE DIVING SAVAT KICK to the head of Firefly snapping his head back and before he even has time to relax Roland throws him into the air! OHMYGOD!!!!! As he was falling Roland folded him up with a lariat. PIN…ONE…TWO…THREE!"
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“The following is the first match in the No Limits title tournament! Introducing first from New York…The Man Without Fear! DAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!”
Daredevil walks out from behind the curtain as Man Without Fear plays. He slaps hands with a few fans before jumping onto the apron and flipping over the top rope in one fluid move. After he’s in the ring “Are you Dead yet? By Children of Bodom begins to play.
“Introducing his opponent PPPPPPRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTOOOOORRRRRRRR!!”
Predator ignores the fans and is all business when he enters the ring.
“Well this match will be an interesting one. The speed of Daredevil vs the strength of Predator. Daredevil holds out his hand for a handshake and is ignored by Predator. Predator goes for an early clothesline, Daredevil ducks and hooks the arm. Runs to the ropes hops straight up to the top-rope springboard backflip into an armdrag by Daredevil. Predator kneeling in the corner now.
Daredevil approaches and snaps off a kick to the side of the head. A second one to follow up on his advantage. He picks Predator up and runs to the opposite corner. Looks like he’s going for a handspring elbow and it connects. Predator is dazed here. Daredevil hits the ropes again and rolling hurricanrana connecting there. He literally rolled up Predators body to deliver that move. Pin now…One…Two. Kickout! Daredevil pulling Predator up by his dreadlocks. Predator appears to have been caught off guard by the fast offense of Daredevil. Daredevil goes to the ropes again. Springboard Moonsault on Predator. Lands into a pin.
One…Two…Thr…KICKOUT! Predator picks himself up. Daredevil kicks him in the leg. Predator returns the favour and that seems to have hurt Daredevil a lot more than his kick hurt Predator. Predator now grabs Daredevils head. Repeated forearms to the face by Predator. He hooks Daredevils head with his other hand now. REAPEATED KNEES TO THE FACE! Irish whips the stunned Daredevil into the corner. Charges in but Daredevil tries to kip over using the turnbuckle but Predator grabs his legs. Daredevil now using the ropes to spin Predator around. SICK REVERSE HURRICANRANA!! That folded Predator up. Daredevil leaps onto the cover. ONE…TWO…THRE…KICKOUT!! Predator just got folded up by Daredevil there. Daredevil whipping Predator into the corner handspring elbow, got caught. This is bad for Daredevil.
German Suplex by Predator, holds on and hits another, and a third. Keeps it locked on for a bridging pin though. ONE…TWO…KICKOUT!! Wow. Predator grabs Daredevil from behind. German suplex transitioned into a backbreaker and that one hurt Daredevil. Predator backdrop attempt countered and Daredevil hooks both arms TIGER SUPLEX!! Daredevil now climbs up Spiral Tap connecting! ONE…TWO…THREKICKOUT!!! Daredevil can’t believe it. Predator pulling himself up using the ropes. Daredevil hits the ropes, rolling hurricanrana. WAIT! Predator holds on. He pulls Daredevil up. Runs towards the corner…POWERBOMB!!! HUGE POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER!! Daredevil is out. ONE…TWO…THREE!!! PREDATOR HAS WON IT!"
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“Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the first ever OMEGA main event. This is a match in the OMEGA title tournament.”
As the announcer finishes Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot begins to play.
“Introducing first NNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEEE!!”
As the intro to Pulse of the Maggots ends Nightmare leaps through the curtain before making his way down to the apron. Slapping hands with the fans.
“And his opponent DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEE NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEMMMM!!”
As Megatrons cover to the Duke Nukem theme plays. Duke walks out from behind the curtain with a pair of sunglasses on. However once he gets in the ring the camera cuts to the crowd where there is commotion.
Seizure of Power by Marilyn Manson plays as Albert Wesker walks out.
“Gentlemen I have some important news and it is this. Duke your out of this match and are being replaced by one of the men at ringside. And that man is JACK HOFF.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me. Jack Hoff. The man looks like he’s 300 punds. He wouldn’t last five seconds with Nightmare, and Nightmare looks less than impressed. This should be over quickly. Wesker is walking down the ramp to watch what should be a massacre. WAIT AUSTIN STEVENS JUST SLID IN THE RING!!”
CRACK!
“CHAIR TO THE BACK OF NIGHTMARES HEAD AND A DRUNK ASS DROP!! Duke and Wesker are getting in the ring. Stevens dropping the chair and backing off. Duke now has the chair. Nightmare picking himself back up but he’s woozy.”
As Nightmare is pulling himself up Duke sets the chair as it would be if someone was about to sit on it. But as Nightmare gets up Duke grabs him and hooks in the Package Piledriver and drops him headfirst onto the chair.
“OHMYGOD!!! DUKE JUST!! HE CAN’T HAVE!!!”
Jack Hoff and Stevens diving onto the cover.
“WESKER JUST OPENED HIS JACKET HE HAS A REFEREES SHIRT ON!! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Wesker grabs the mic he had.
“Ladies and Gentlemen there has been a merger between OMEGA and WSE. I hope you all have a nice day!”
Seizure of Power plays over the PA as the four men shake hands. Before the show fades to black.
Mac you can have the ending back after we've discussed this because that is not the ending I agreed to. So this ending stays until you talk to me about it. You can't just change my show without telling me.
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ALTERNATE ENDING, By THE Mac Bry :
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“WESKER JUST OPENED HIS JACKET HE HAS A REFEREES SHIRT ON!! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Wesker grabs the mic he had.
“Ladies and Gentlemen there has been a merger between OMEGA and WSE. I hope you all have a nice day!”
Seizure of Power plays over the PA as the four men shake hands... Jack Hoff then gets on the microphone, as Wesker and Nukem take their leave. Austin Stevens holds the World Sports Entertainment Heavyweight Title by the strap in his right fist, as his boss speaks into the mic.
Jack Hoff: Ladies and gents... it's been an awesome ride over the past three years, ever since the spring of '08... but World Sports Entertainment has finally run its course.
[all of the fans cheer]
Hoff: Yes, yes, I know, you're ALL as upset as I am...
[the fans throw a celebration]
Hoff: ... FUCK Y'ALL!!!
[... the fans shaddap]
Hoff: Much better... now, since I've sold WSE to OMEGA so they can have more firepower in their war against NOW, I've decided to throw one final episode of Nitro! WSE Nitro #5 : The Final Countdown~!!!1a
[the fans boo...]
Hoff: You guys suck.
Anyfuck... as is my won't, I must bow out the same way I've always run things... terribly produced, hastily thrown together, and poorly packaged. In other words... short-hand results! How else do you expect THE worst fed in the history of e-fedding to bow out, but in the same fashion lesser crappy feds have run things for YEARS?! Yes, World Sports Entertainment ; the EPITOME of bad fedding... something I've always been entirely too proud of! Three years... what a trip. It's time to get the wrestling OUT, one... last... time! So let's put ALL the titles on the line! WSE in... the... HOUSE... BITCHES!!!
[When SUDDENLY, "Somebody Call My Momma!" by The Cat & The Whisker Singers hits, and out strolls Ernest Miller, commisioner of WCW... along with Jack Tuccsson, the VG [whatever that is] of NOW! The two men slide into the OMEGA ring... and Albert Wesker is captured by the arms from behind, at the hands of Jack Hoff and Austin Stevens!!! Abruptly, a four on one beating commences... but Duke Nukem quickly chases all four off with the chair he used to crush Nightmare's skull. As Hoff, Miller, Tuccsson and Stevens all scamper away, Nukem stares daggers, glaring coldly at these four men...
Jack Hoff grabs a microphone as the quartet back pedal toward the entrance...
Jack: Dukey-boy... Wesker, and all you other nimrods here in OMEGA... your asses just got SWERVED!!! Ladies and gents... I have teamed up with The Cat and The VG, and together, this trio... this... "Powers That Be", if ya wheel, have forged a coallition, to merge WSE... NOW... and WCW, into THE greatest wrestling organization... EVER!!! ... The World Class Wrestling Federation, aka, The WCWF!!! And we promise... no, we guar-an-damn-TEE, that the WCWF will DESTROY OMEGA... even if it's the last thing I do! There will BE no saving you all... and THAT's the bottom line...
Ernest "The Cat" Miller: ... because WE...HAVE...SPO-KAAAAWWWWNNNN!!! NOW SOMEBODY HIT THE WCWF'S MUSIC!
Speakers: WE'LL FIGHT ANYBODY! ONE!...TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT ME!!!
[Breaking Benjamin's "Blow Me Away" hits, and the power trio, along with their chosen one "Drunk Ass" Austin Stevens, head through the curtains to deafening boos... leaving Duke Nukem and Albert Wesker to steam in the middle of the ring... contemplating just how they're going to strike back at the newly emerged WCWF...
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OMEGA Title Tournament 1st Round
Firebrand vs Captain Mako
OMEGA Blood Brothers Tournament 1st Round
Mordecai and Roland vs Firefly and Killer Moth
OMEGA No Limits Title Tournament 1st Round
Predator vs Daredevil
Main Event
OMEGA Title Tournament 1st Round
Nightmare vs Duke Nukem
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The Show
The song Ænema by Tool plays over the PA system as the strobe lights fly around the arena, illuminating the crowd as they fly over head. The music starts to die down as the ring announcer enters the ring. He raises the mic to his mouth before saying.
“Welcome to OMEGA!”
The crowd cheer as “Feuer frei!” by Rammstein blares over the PA. “Introducing first FIRRRRRREEEEBRAAAAAAAANNNNNND!” Firebrand walks out from behind the curtains slapping hands with some of the fans by the entranceway.
“Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever episode of OMEGA Oblivion. I am your commentator and this man Firebrand has a reputation of being a very proficient user of the brainbuster so that is something to look out for. As he enters the ring I will just quickly give you a rundown of how OMEGA works. We are having an OMEGA, Blood Brothers and No Limits title tournament over the course of this evening and this match here is taking place within the OMEGA title rankings. Each title will have individual rankings to decide who is the number One contender and next in line for a title shot.”
As Firebrand poses on the turnbuckle “To the Edge” by Lacuna Coil starts to play over the speakers. After a brief wait Captain Mako steps out from behind the curtains. He ignores the fans and makes his way straight to the ring.
“And his opponent CAAAAAAAAAPPPPTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKOOOOO!”
“I haven’t heard much about this guy so he’s a complete wild card for everyone in this tournament. I’ll just quickly run down how matches in OMEGA work. For one we have twenty counts instead of ten counts and all our matches have 30 minute time limits with title matches lasting an hour.”
As Mako gets in the ring the announcer leaves and the ref steps in. Firebrand and Mako shake hands before starting their match.
“The bell rings and we are underway here with the first ever OMEGA match. A show of respect at the beginning of the match there by both competitors and here we go. A quick headlock by Firebrand and Mako quickly rolls him off.”
Mako grabs the wrist of Firebrand and twists it.
“A wristlock there by Mako. The two competitors are just feeling each other out right now.”
Mako kicks Firebrand in the chest making a resounding CRACK echo around the arena.
“Did you here that!?”
Firebrand takes 3 more kicks before Mako lets go of his arm.
“And Firebrand drops out of the ring to take a breather and I really can’t blame him after taking those shots. Wait a minute LOOK OUT! Mako soaring out of the ring with a front flip plancha landing straight on top of Firebrand. Mako now grabbing Firebrand by the head and rolling him into the ring. Mako impressive early on completely taking Firebrand by surprise. Pin…One…Two.Kick out!”
Mako stomps on Firebrand a few time before picking him up and Irish whipping him into the corner.
“Mako now gaining speed. Huge dropkick in the corner, which snapped Firebrand’s next back. Firebrand now in a seated position in the corner and here comes Mako with a cannonball in the corner. Another pin by Mako, One…Two…Kick out by Firebrand. Mako picking Firebrand up for a suplex, Firebrand however drops out the back. OHMYGOD! Mako just got dropped right on his head by Firebrand’s huge German suplex!"
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"Firebrand now quickly following up locking in a cravate on the downed Mako. He’s dragging him up and starts spinning. The momentum, picking Mako up and he’s off the floor.”
As the spin seems to hit a steady pace Firebrand drops into a seated position dropping Mako onto the mat.
“Firebrand now picking up Mako and he chops him in the chest before Irish whipping Mako into the corner. Could be a mistake not going for the cover. Firebrand charging at Mako and he connects with a running forearm. Rolls Mako out of the corner and climbs up to the top rope does Firebrand.”
Firebrand leaps off the top rope with a diving head butt before covering Mako.
“One…Two…Kick out at 2.9 by Mako. Firebrand now signalling the end of Mako locks in the cravate again. Starts to spin and we all know what he’s going for here, he’s got good pace now.”
As Firebrand hits top speed however Mako spins out of his grip to hit a stunner.
“HOLY…THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! Firebrand has been laid out and Mako is down and out too. Wow.” Eventually Mako stirs and hooks one of Firebrands legs. “One…Two…Thre-NO. Firebrand somehow kicked out. Firebrand now on his knees and…”
CRACK!
“There are those vicious kicks to the chest by Mako. Mako now is picking Firebrand up onto his feet and OUCH two more of those nasty kicks to the chest. Mako looks to be setting up for a spinning back kick. Here it comes, WAIT Firebrand ducked! Firebrand hooking in the brainbuster. HE HIT IT. HOOKS BOTH LEGS! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! IT’S OVER FIREBRAND HAS WON IT!”
Firebrand rolls over and onto his back as the referee holds up his arm.
“Here is your winner FIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEBRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD!”
“With that victory Firebrand moves into the quarter-finals of our tournament to crown the First EVER OMEGA Champion. We now take you to the back for some words from another competitor who is taking part in the OMEGA title tournament.”
The camera fades out from Firebrand celebrating in the ring to Sinestro backstage.
“Greetings fans of OMEGA. I am here to tell you what my goal is. I will bring order to this federation, and I will do this by first winning the OMEGA Championship. Then you shall hail me as your hero. To my opponent who I will face next week I have these words of warning. I am bringing order to OMEGA and no one will stop me.”
The camera fades out on Sinestro glaring into the camera.
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“The following is the first match in the OMEGA Blood Brothers tournament.”
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant begins to play.
“Introducing first from Pandora by way of Earth, MOORRDDEERRCCAAII and RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAANNND!!”
“Well as we see Mordecai and Roland making their way to the ring I would like to tell you what I know about this team. They have an interesting dynamic in that Mordecai is very good at kicks while Roland delivers some of the sickest lariats ever witnessed.”
As Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked fades out In Ashes They Shall Reap starts.
“And their opponents from Gotham City, FFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEFFFFLLLYY and KILLLEEEEERRRRR MMMOOOOOTTHH!”
Firefly emerges first to general boos from the crowd. He flips the bird to them before approaching the ring. Killer Moth emerges second to more boos but he keeps a professional manner. As the ref signals the start of the match Mordecai and Roland put forward their hands for a handshake Killer Moth is about to accept when Firefly stops him. Mordecai and Roland shrug and turn towards their corner to get attacked by Killer Moth and Firefly.
Killer Moth throws Roland from the ring while Firefly starts to rain down blows onto Mordecai.
“The fans not appreciating that tactic. As Firefly continues to stomp on Mordecai. Killer Moth slams Roland’s head into the steel post. This is already violent and I have a feeling it’ll get worse.”
Firefly picks up Mordecai and hits him with a snap suplex.
“Firefly now hits the ropes and lands across Mordecai face with a fist drop. Meanwhile on the outside of the ring Killer Moth drops Roland throat first along the guardrail. Firefly now picking up Mordecai stiff forearm to the face, Mordecai returns the blow and now they are exchanging. On the outside of the ring Killer Moth looking to Irish whip Roland into the opposite guardrail but Roland countering and sends Killer Moth back first across it instead. The ref having a tough time controlling this fight.”
On the inside of the ring Mordecai ducks Firefly’s forearm and hits him with an enzuigiri.
“The crack off of that kick echoed around the whole arena. What’s Roland doing to Killer Moth on the outside? HOLY…HE JUST POWERBOMBED HIM INTO THE RING POST!!! He’s still got hold of him though. Turning opposite the ring apron he elevates Killer Moth up! HIS FACE JUST BOUNCED OFF THE APRON!! Roland just laid Killer Moth out. On the inside now Mordecai has Firefly in a seated position. He hits the ropes, drive-by soccer kick Firefly still in a seated position. Mordecai hits to opposite ropes low dropkick to Firefly’s face. Mordecai climbs through the ropes onto to apron. Signalling for a springboard now. Nicely executed springboard leg drop by Mordecai. Pin…One…Two.Kickout! Mordecai now tagging in too Roland. Mordecai now picking up Firefly. Looks like they are setting up for something Roland grabbing Firefly. Mordecai climbs up top in one fluid move. HUGE DIVING SAVAT KICK to the head of Firefly snapping his head back and before he even has time to relax Roland throws him into the air! OHMYGOD!!!!! As he was falling Roland folded him up with a lariat. PIN…ONE…TWO…THREE!"
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“The following is the first match in the No Limits title tournament! Introducing first from New York…The Man Without Fear! DAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!”
Daredevil walks out from behind the curtain as Man Without Fear plays. He slaps hands with a few fans before jumping onto the apron and flipping over the top rope in one fluid move. After he’s in the ring “Are you Dead yet? By Children of Bodom begins to play.
“Introducing his opponent PPPPPPRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTOOOOORRRRRRRR!!”
Predator ignores the fans and is all business when he enters the ring.
“Well this match will be an interesting one. The speed of Daredevil vs the strength of Predator. Daredevil holds out his hand for a handshake and is ignored by Predator. Predator goes for an early clothesline, Daredevil ducks and hooks the arm. Runs to the ropes hops straight up to the top-rope springboard backflip into an armdrag by Daredevil. Predator kneeling in the corner now.
Daredevil approaches and snaps off a kick to the side of the head. A second one to follow up on his advantage. He picks Predator up and runs to the opposite corner. Looks like he’s going for a handspring elbow and it connects. Predator is dazed here. Daredevil hits the ropes again and rolling hurricanrana connecting there. He literally rolled up Predators body to deliver that move. Pin now…One…Two. Kickout! Daredevil pulling Predator up by his dreadlocks. Predator appears to have been caught off guard by the fast offense of Daredevil. Daredevil goes to the ropes again. Springboard Moonsault on Predator. Lands into a pin.
One…Two…Thr…KICKOUT! Predator picks himself up. Daredevil kicks him in the leg. Predator returns the favour and that seems to have hurt Daredevil a lot more than his kick hurt Predator. Predator now grabs Daredevils head. Repeated forearms to the face by Predator. He hooks Daredevils head with his other hand now. REAPEATED KNEES TO THE FACE! Irish whips the stunned Daredevil into the corner. Charges in but Daredevil tries to kip over using the turnbuckle but Predator grabs his legs. Daredevil now using the ropes to spin Predator around. SICK REVERSE HURRICANRANA!! That folded Predator up. Daredevil leaps onto the cover. ONE…TWO…THRE…KICKOUT!! Predator just got folded up by Daredevil there. Daredevil whipping Predator into the corner handspring elbow, got caught. This is bad for Daredevil.
German Suplex by Predator, holds on and hits another, and a third. Keeps it locked on for a bridging pin though. ONE…TWO…KICKOUT!! Wow. Predator grabs Daredevil from behind. German suplex transitioned into a backbreaker and that one hurt Daredevil. Predator backdrop attempt countered and Daredevil hooks both arms TIGER SUPLEX!! Daredevil now climbs up Spiral Tap connecting! ONE…TWO…THREKICKOUT!!! Daredevil can’t believe it. Predator pulling himself up using the ropes. Daredevil hits the ropes, rolling hurricanrana. WAIT! Predator holds on. He pulls Daredevil up. Runs towards the corner…POWERBOMB!!! HUGE POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER!! Daredevil is out. ONE…TWO…THREE!!! PREDATOR HAS WON IT!"
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“Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the first ever OMEGA main event. This is a match in the OMEGA title tournament.”
As the announcer finishes Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot begins to play.
“Introducing first NNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEEE!!”
As the intro to Pulse of the Maggots ends Nightmare leaps through the curtain before making his way down to the apron. Slapping hands with the fans.
“And his opponent DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEE NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEMMMM!!”
As Megatrons cover to the Duke Nukem theme plays. Duke walks out from behind the curtain with a pair of sunglasses on. However once he gets in the ring the camera cuts to the crowd where there is commotion.
Seizure of Power by Marilyn Manson plays as Albert Wesker walks out.
“Gentlemen I have some important news and it is this. Duke your out of this match and are being replaced by one of the men at ringside. And that man is JACK HOFF.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me. Jack Hoff. The man looks like he’s 300 punds. He wouldn’t last five seconds with Nightmare, and Nightmare looks less than impressed. This should be over quickly. Wesker is walking down the ramp to watch what should be a massacre. WAIT AUSTIN STEVENS JUST SLID IN THE RING!!”
CRACK!
“CHAIR TO THE BACK OF NIGHTMARES HEAD AND A DRUNK ASS DROP!! Duke and Wesker are getting in the ring. Stevens dropping the chair and backing off. Duke now has the chair. Nightmare picking himself back up but he’s woozy.”
As Nightmare is pulling himself up Duke sets the chair as it would be if someone was about to sit on it. But as Nightmare gets up Duke grabs him and hooks in the Package Piledriver and drops him headfirst onto the chair.
“OHMYGOD!!! DUKE JUST!! HE CAN’T HAVE!!!”
Jack Hoff and Stevens diving onto the cover.
“WESKER JUST OPENED HIS JACKET HE HAS A REFEREES SHIRT ON!! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Wesker grabs the mic he had.
“Ladies and Gentlemen there has been a merger between OMEGA and WSE. I hope you all have a nice day!”
Seizure of Power plays over the PA as the four men shake hands. Before the show fades to black.
Mac you can have the ending back after we've discussed this because that is not the ending I agreed to. So this ending stays until you talk to me about it. You can't just change my show without telling me.
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ALTERNATE ENDING, By THE Mac Bry :
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“WESKER JUST OPENED HIS JACKET HE HAS A REFEREES SHIRT ON!! ONE…TWO…THREE!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Wesker grabs the mic he had.
“Ladies and Gentlemen there has been a merger between OMEGA and WSE. I hope you all have a nice day!”
Seizure of Power plays over the PA as the four men shake hands... Jack Hoff then gets on the microphone, as Wesker and Nukem take their leave. Austin Stevens holds the World Sports Entertainment Heavyweight Title by the strap in his right fist, as his boss speaks into the mic.
Jack Hoff: Ladies and gents... it's been an awesome ride over the past three years, ever since the spring of '08... but World Sports Entertainment has finally run its course.
[all of the fans cheer]
Hoff: Yes, yes, I know, you're ALL as upset as I am...
[the fans throw a celebration]
Hoff: ... FUCK Y'ALL!!!
[... the fans shaddap]
Hoff: Much better... now, since I've sold WSE to OMEGA so they can have more firepower in their war against NOW, I've decided to throw one final episode of Nitro! WSE Nitro #5 : The Final Countdown~!!!1a
[the fans boo...]
Hoff: You guys suck.
Anyfuck... as is my won't, I must bow out the same way I've always run things... terribly produced, hastily thrown together, and poorly packaged. In other words... short-hand results! How else do you expect THE worst fed in the history of e-fedding to bow out, but in the same fashion lesser crappy feds have run things for YEARS?! Yes, World Sports Entertainment ; the EPITOME of bad fedding... something I've always been entirely too proud of! Three years... what a trip. It's time to get the wrestling OUT, one... last... time! So let's put ALL the titles on the line! WSE in... the... HOUSE... BITCHES!!![When SUDDENLY, "Somebody Call My Momma!" by The Cat & The Whisker Singers hits, and out strolls Ernest Miller, commisioner of WCW... along with Jack Tuccsson, the VG [whatever that is] of NOW! The two men slide into the OMEGA ring... and Albert Wesker is captured by the arms from behind, at the hands of Jack Hoff and Austin Stevens!!! Abruptly, a four on one beating commences... but Duke Nukem quickly chases all four off with the chair he used to crush Nightmare's skull. As Hoff, Miller, Tuccsson and Stevens all scamper away, Nukem stares daggers, glaring coldly at these four men...
Jack Hoff grabs a microphone as the quartet back pedal toward the entrance...
Jack: Dukey-boy... Wesker, and all you other nimrods here in OMEGA... your asses just got SWERVED!!! Ladies and gents... I have teamed up with The Cat and The VG, and together, this trio... this... "Powers That Be", if ya wheel, have forged a coallition, to merge WSE... NOW... and WCW, into THE greatest wrestling organization... EVER!!! ... The World Class Wrestling Federation, aka, The WCWF!!! And we promise... no, we guar-an-damn-TEE, that the WCWF will DESTROY OMEGA... even if it's the last thing I do! There will BE no saving you all... and THAT's the bottom line...
Ernest "The Cat" Miller: ... because WE...HAVE...SPO-KAAAAWWWWNNNN!!! NOW SOMEBODY HIT THE WCWF'S MUSIC!
Speakers: WE'LL FIGHT ANYBODY! ONE!...TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT ME!!!
[Breaking Benjamin's "Blow Me Away" hits, and the power trio, along with their chosen one "Drunk Ass" Austin Stevens, head through the curtains to deafening boos... leaving Duke Nukem and Albert Wesker to steam in the middle of the ring... contemplating just how they're going to strike back at the newly emerged WCWF...
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