OMEGA vs NOW : THE Big 4 Events...

[THE Mac Bry v2]

THE Big Fed - [insert name of fed here] : As of ??/??/?

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THE Big 4 Signature Inter-Promotional PPV Events :

January - New Horizon @ The Hell Hole Arena in Nowhere, Oklahoma [caps off the prior year, & kicks off the next]

April - The Royal Series @ The Magical Kingdom Colliseum in DisneyWorldLand, CaliFlorida [combines King of the Ring, The Rumble, and Survivor Series]

July - The Great American BackLash at the Beach @ Sunnuva Beach in Rancid Pitts, Jamaica [everything voted on by fans]

October - Holiday Havoc @ Santa's Workshop at The North Pole, Antarctica

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Welcome to the War 2 Settle The Score, the forum dedicated to the ongoing battle between two great promotions, in the spirit of the old Monday Night War between the former Big Two, WWF and WCW. The "New Big Two", are the self-proclaimed "Next-gen Order of Wrestling", and the up and coming indy promotion, OMEGA.

Every three months there will be an inter-promotional event between both companies, and at these events, both fed Chairmen will put on three matches each. An unbiased panel of judges [namely ; me, myself, and I]... will determine out of all six contests which of the two companies put on a better showing, & will decide which promotion deserves to be crowned THE Big Fed!

This federation will be declared, for all intents and purposes, THE best company at the moment. And thus, this federation will receive a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL SURPRISE~!!1a to be determined after the ppv. The first "Big Fed" will be posted above, shortly after the premiere of "New Horizon", the first ever OMEGA v NOW inter-promotional ppv event, and each susequent "Big Fed" will be added to this list.

"New Horizon" will be the "WrestleMania", "StarrCade", "Bound 4 Glory", or what have you, as far as the Big 4 OvN events are concerned. Of course, if either Cal or Igor do not wish to go through with the "Big 4" events, then that is fine. I'll leave the both of you to run your shows as you see fit, this is merely a suggestion. Both of you let me know how you feel about this idea... Thankies.

- $hane

[THE Mac Bry v2]

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Your time is up... The time is NOW!

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Official NOW Hype Monkey

[THE Mac Bry v2]

Alright ladies and gentlemen... well, gentlemen atleast... as in Igor and Joc! I have an IMPORTANT announcement for the two of you fine, upstanding young men! THIS very Friday, as in the Friday after next, will be the official return of the World Class Wrestling Federation!!! It will be the first EVER edition of Insanity, with all WCWF titles on the line. And since we're all three working on this brand together, what we'll do is post our list of matches we want to contribute to the event. To give you guys an example, I'll post the matches I'll be doing for my section of the show -

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Daniel Bryan Danielson & Desmond Warf vs Sucka T & El Taco vs Axl VanHalen & Reeve Gordon vs The Cock & The Mad Hatter vs Kidd Kanada & Redd W. Bloo - Five-Way Dance, Elimination Pinfall, Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match For Four-Play Tag Team Titles

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Nickey Mowse vs PM Chunk vs Maxwell Gates vs Anarchy - Fatal 4-Way For Hardcore 24/7 Title w/ THE Mac Bry as special guest ref

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"The Man they Called..." Stung vs "The Box Office Champion" HollyRocky Joe-Kishi-Maga vs John Semen vs Rough Shagwell vs Drunk Ass vs The UnderBaker vs Goo the Adventurer vs Gruel Renshaw vs Major Mario vs Zorlax Firling vs ? - 25-Man Hell-in-a-Cell 8-Pack Gauntlet to Crown The WCWF TV Champion : 2 men begin in the cell, with a new wrestler entering every few minutes until there are eight in the cell. From then on, every time somebody is pinned or submits, they are replaced by a new entrant. The last man left after all 25 entrants have stepped into the cell will be named the first WCWF TV Champ!

Vote on : 15 of 25 wrestlers - Here's the deal. I want the three of you to choose five of the following "wrestlers". I want all three of your lists of five wrestlers to be different from eachother, so first Joc will list five wrestlers, Igor will post his list second, and Cal will list his third. This way, once Joc has posted his five, Igor will be able to see Joc's list, choose a totally different list of five, and likewise with Cal. Here are the FIFTY men [well, 49 men, one woman] that I thought of...

raYne
hYpo
Spazzz
Val Halla
JJ Mynuz
Captain Kirk
Vince Russo
Wes Rivers
The MilkMan
Wright Angle
The KlanMan
Lebron James
Steven Q. Urkle
Ozzy Osbourne
David Arquette
Steven Q. Urkle
Ultimo MADDEN
Dennis Rodman
Double Oh-Zero
Tony Spaghetti
Anti-Christ Cage
Cactus ManLove
Mike Jawesome
Justin Appropriate
The Brown Ranger
KYJ [Kris Y. Jeriko]
Yoshotacafanakajiri
The Red Power Ranger
Bobby Batista BrockBerg
SuperGuyManDudePerson
"The IQ Killer" Randy Moron
"Barely Good" Hack Hokum
"Good ol" Slobbert Knockovich
"Big Poppa Dump" Snott Steiner
Jippy Jam the Japanese Jughead
The World's Sexiest Chocolate Man
"The Big Red-Nosed Monster" Klown
"The Nacho Man", Slimmy Jimmage
"The World's Largest Transexual Athlete" The Big Ho
Matt, Jeff, Carl Jr. & Wendy - The Arbyz Boyz... & Girl
The Bad Gay & Big Daddy Queer - The Coming Outsiders
"The Backyard Bastion of Borderline Bad-assery", Xtrmkore
Blubba-Butt, Hee-Haw, Little Dyke, and Elmer - The Fudley Family
"The Whole F'n Digitally Recorded Copy of a Show onto a Disc", Dan Van Dam

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As you can see, I will be using my matches to crown the Tag, TV, and Hardcore champs, so I'd like for Joc to crown the Cruiserweight & Future champs, and for Igor to crown the Alpha Female & Free Spirit champs. And in the main event, we will all three work together on the the World Title Match.

By the way, THE Champion will be determined at the inter-promotional events by having me and Cal take turns writing via pm, and then Joc and Igor will read both of our segments in a totally unbiased manner, and whomever they choose as the winner, they will pm and inform them to write the finish to the match. Every time a "THE Champ" is crowned, they will be listed on the "THE Champ & THE Big Six Events" post in the War HQ board... and the winning fed will take a prize!

Anyway, as far as Insanity #1 is concerned, I want to know what the two of you [Joc / Igor] have planned for your title matches, and of course, your lists of five guys for my big ol' honkin' TV title match. I know I'm looking forward to this... how about you two?

Peace.
- $hane

"Live long, and eat cheeze!"